The next entry in the Total War series is here, and when you first see Napoleon emerge from the fog of war, you think, “Oh, Jesus.  Here comes some half-assed narration from another one of history’s greatest villains turned into a CG puppet.”

And then he starts talking and his French accent doesn’t eat you alive, and he’s actually… actually a little intimidating. Kudos, Sega Europe.  My compliments to the chef.  Nice comeback for a guy who’s career ended with this totally honorable portrayal:

I wish “How You Like Me Now?” by The Heavy had been playing in the background of that trailer.

“What do they say now?!”